{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jacob Anderson (axelgunn)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:53:23 UTC","author_name":"Jacob Anderson (axelgunn)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/axelgunn","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1013701","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/247\" class=\"url\" title=\"Desmond Roseluck\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">dezzierose<\/span><\/a><\/span> You gaze upon your newfound unicorn body in a stylin black sweater vest. Reaching into your pocket you find a Rainbow Dash calling whistle. Wondering if it's legit, you give it a blow. In the distance you see a rainbow fast approaching your location. You wait excitedly, barely able to believe that the whistle worked! Suddenly Rainbow Dash herself is flying above you, looking down at you with a bewildered expression. &quot;What the hay was that noise??&quot; She asks loudly, looking around, &quot;I heard it and was practically forced to fly here!&quot;"}