{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jacob Anderson (axelgunn)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 05:26:28 UTC","author_name":"Jacob Anderson (axelgunn)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/axelgunn","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1015239","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6135\" class=\"url\" title=\"Forest Rain\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">forestrain<\/span><\/a><\/span> You're walking through the park and spot my body with a tree growing out of my chest. I'm obviously deceased, with a variety of sporting equipment around me. Hearing a sound behind you you turn to see...a blue chicken. There is a scroll around the chickens neck, but the chicken won't let you get near it"}