{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jacob Anderson (axelgunn)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Feb-12 08:07:03 UTC","author_name":"Jacob Anderson (axelgunn)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/axelgunn","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1015877","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/5743\" class=\"url\" title=\"Micheal McPony\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thatonepony<\/span><\/a><\/span> (Teto talon-bumped your fist lol) You wonder what a *sonic squawk* is, and check your situation. Apparently you are alone in a city with zed, and you have yet to find another human companion. However you have one BAMF chicken named Teto who has been with you since you woke up in this zed-infested city. Your drunkenness causes you to stumble around as you take a few steps in a random direction"}