{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Saturday, 25-Feb-12 03:43:57 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1024248","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7988\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ben DePaul\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">hotluna<\/span><\/a><\/span> Uh, the inter-dimensional toaster is in your kitchen. Duh."}