{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cthulhu Fhtagn (cthulhufhtagn)'s status on Saturday, 25-Feb-12 23:19:50 UTC","author_name":"Cthulhu Fhtagn (cthulhufhtagn)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/cthulhufhtagn","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1026316","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1766\" class=\"url\" title=\"ZennXPaladin\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">zennx<\/span><\/a><\/span> But you can find happiness everywhere. Why not a virgin? What do you have against virgins?"}