{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jordan Cameron (tenmihara)'s status on Sunday, 26-Feb-12 20:45:27 UTC","author_name":"Jordan Cameron (tenmihara)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tenmihara","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1029586","html":"<a href=\"http:\/\/fc00.deviantart.net\/fs70\/f\/2011\/312\/f\/9\/derpy_tries_to_sweetie_scoot_by_parallaxmlp-d4fjxvs.gif\" title=\"http:\/\/fc00.deviantart.net\/fs70\/f\/2011\/312\/f\/9\/derpy_tries_to_sweetie_scoot_by_parallaxmlp-d4fjxvs.gif\" class=\"attachment\" id=\"attachment-62064\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/fc00.deviantart.net\/fs70\/f\/2011\/312\/f\/9\/derpy_tries_to_sweetie_scoot_by_parallaxmlp-d4fjxvs.gif<\/a> Y'see derpy, you have to alternate your legs, not push with both at once"}