{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Tyler Tyler & Tyler (sancho)'s status on Monday, 27-Feb-12 00:38:36 UTC","author_name":"Tyler Tyler & Tyler (sancho)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/sancho","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1030314","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7899\" class=\"url\" title=\"Alex Lopez\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">bronyalex<\/span><\/a><\/span> huzzah! I have returned from my perilous journey! I covered many meters, manipulated the ancient techniques of the kettle, and while it was boiling I came upon my first setback, for there was no cheese! obviously some foul fridge robber beat me to it. But I was not deterred! I cast the bread into the fiery chasms of the toaster, and while it was burned in those infernal pits I partook in the ancient ritual of making a cuppa. Then from the toaster, as if on springs, came the bread, newly toasted! I leapt into action, knife in hand, swinging, staining the toast crimson with jam! Then, victorious, I made my return!"}