{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rashael Nelson (crystalcharmer)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Feb-12 14:03:57 UTC","author_name":"Rashael Nelson (crystalcharmer)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/crystalcharmer","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1035010","html":"So you do promise?...Uh, yeah, obviously! That's why I zipped my mouth closed, then locked it with a key, then dug a hole, then buried the key, then built a house on top of the hole where I buried the key, then moved into the hose on top of the hole!"}