{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gloosteak (gluestick)'s status on Friday, 02-Mar-12 00:34:31 UTC","author_name":"Gloosteak (gluestick)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/gluestick","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1042692","html":"Today someone almost crashed their car into mine, some dude creeped on my girlfriend, AND I made the mistake of reading the stupid thoughts of EqD commenters on Derpygate. Tonight is a good night to go to the gym."}