{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Friday, 02-Mar-12 13:02:55 UTC","author_name":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ral","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1044580","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1805\" class=\"url\" title=\"Schr&#xF6;dinger's Cat\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derps<\/span><\/a><\/span> I COULD DO THAT. YOU KNOW, IF I GAVE A CARE."}