{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Commodore (commodore)'s status on Saturday, 03-Mar-12 03:17:17 UTC","author_name":"Commodore (commodore)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/commodore","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1046594","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2126\" class=\"url\" title=\"PrincessHugs\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">princesshugs<\/span><\/a><\/span> I wanted to teach advance string theory, but they only had yarn."}