{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Saturday, 03-Mar-12 03:58:37 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1046784","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7836\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jordan Meinzer\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">jojoax<\/span><\/a><\/span> Helium walks into a bar, the barman says: &quot;Go away, we don't serve noble gases here&quot;; Helium doesn't react..."}