{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)'s status on Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:24:57 UTC","author_name":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/princelypublictimeline","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1046880","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1766\" class=\"url\" title=\"ZennXPaladin\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">zennx<\/span><\/a><\/span> A doctor is on the phone with his assistant while using the bathroom, talking about a new kind of malignant tumor he discovered. The noises in the background however annoyed the assistant ot the point in which he asked, &quot;quit talking on the *can sir*.&quot; (quit talking on the cancer, I made a funny)"}