{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:40:33 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1046963","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7885\" class=\"url\" title=\"Seth Edwards\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">noirbatch<\/span><\/a><\/span> a guy enters a bar with a batery and jump cables, the barman says: &quot;I'll let you in, but don't start anything&quot;"}