{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:43:46 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1046976","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1456\" class=\"url\" title=\"John Michael Dorian\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">captainmilo<\/span><\/a><\/span> A bear walks into a bar: &quot;I'd like a bear (10 secs) and some peanuts&quot; The barman says &quot;Why the big pause?&quot;"}