{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Toothpaste Pony! (minti)'s status on Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:45:59 UTC","author_name":"Toothpaste Pony! (minti)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/minti","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1046982","html":"Fred walks into a bar and sits beside a really dunk man. The drunk man says, "Heey there, dude I have magic beer.". Fred responds, "Yeah that's cool mate.". "No really, it is! Want to see me jump out the window, fly around the building three times then come back in?". "Bulldole, I bet you $10 you can't do that.". So the drunk man gets up, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times and comes back in. Fred is amazed, "Holy murdock. Do it again." So the drunk man does it again, jumping out the window, flying around, and coming back in. Fred immediatly hands the drunk man $10, then walks up to the bartender and says "I'll have a magic beer please!". The drunk man says, "He'll have what I'm having.". Fred takes a sip of the beer, jumps out the window, falls 15 floors and dies. The bar tender walks up to the drunk man and says: "Superman, you can really be an bananas when you're drunk.""}