{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Roman (dmtactical)'s status on Saturday, 03-Mar-12 05:04:20 UTC","author_name":"Roman (dmtactical)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dmtactical","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1047049","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1766\" class=\"url\" title=\"ZennXPaladin\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">zennx<\/span><\/a><\/span> A guy walks into a bar... but the guy walking behind him ducked and missed it."}