{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"delete_ (remove)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Mar-12 13:35:43 UTC","author_name":"delete_ (remove)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/remove","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1060833","html":"#<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/dreams\" rel=\"tag\">Dreams<\/a><\/span> I dreamed A&gt;The Great and Powerful Trixie on Earth B&gt; Met Trixie in a dollar store around midnight. C&gt; I somehow mistook Trixie for my niece. D&gt; While waiting for a ride home, some guy mistook me as trying to rape my 'niece' and threatened me with a fork. So I beat him up. E&gt; Took Trixie home, completely convinced she is my niece, despite complaints otherwise."}