{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Silver Spark (silverspark)'s status on Wednesday, 18-May-11 23:58:35 UTC","author_name":"Silver Spark (silverspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/silverspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/106104","html":"You know that delightful feeling you get when you're at work and suddenly, the object you're leaning against tears a nice sized hole in the back of your pants?"}