{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Wednesday, 07-Mar-12 16:12:49 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1061183","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3591\" class=\"url\" title=\"Colin Thrasher\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">lightningcrash<\/span><\/a><\/span> No, he'd rather have you out of your shorts..."}