{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"MIkel  The Deranged Stallion (derangedstallion)'s status on Thursday, 08-Mar-12 15:03:54 UTC","author_name":"MIkel  The Deranged Stallion (derangedstallion)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derangedstallion","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1063802","html":"Alright, so me and my friend are stuck on this boat with a bunch of sailors. No wind, no ores, no gas, no food. We went three days without eating any thing. So my friend comes up to me and says, "Dude, I'm so hungry." And I am like "So am I! What are we going to do?" He said to me "We need to eat the crew." I look at him, feeling insulted i yelled "I am desperat at this point, i would do anything for food. But i refuse to eat any sea men!" He looked me dead in the eye and whispered "That's what she said."... yeah this isn't as funny as i thought it would be."}