{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Brass Bell (brass)'s status on Thursday, 08-Mar-12 18:53:11 UTC","author_name":"Brass Bell (brass)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/brass","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1064108","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/148\" class=\"url\" title=\"Karkat Vantas\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">carcino<\/span><\/a><\/span> Why should we be swooning? Your on the internet with a slightly unbuttoned shirt. It's not like a smexy set of robes and sunglasses..."}