{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Thursday, 08-Mar-12 21:02:02 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1064514","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/8277\" class=\"url\" title=\"Daniel Oates\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">doates<\/span><\/a><\/span> Not stealing if it doesn't belong to anybody. It was left on a seat. Even if I were to return it, I have no idea who it belongs to."}