{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"philosodash's status on Thursday, 19-May-11 02:15:18 UTC","author_name":"philosodash","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/philosodash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/106461","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1163\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jay Trux\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">rainclop<\/span><\/a><\/span> With the Pony-compatible Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator, Stallions and Mares alike will have the ability to lift objects they once did not have the strength to, and without the hassle of using one's hooves!"}