{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)'s status on Monday, 12-Mar-12 04:09:03 UTC","author_name":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/princelypublictimeline","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1074483","html":"I was a #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/newpony\" rel=\"tag\">Newpony<\/a><\/span> once, until I took a [insert weapon or ammunition type here] in the [insert body part here]!"}