{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Brony O Eire (quicksilver)'s status on Monday, 12-Mar-12 18:46:20 UTC","author_name":"Brony O Eire (quicksilver)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/quicksilver","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1075819","html":""Young sloths have been known to fall to their death after mistaking their own arms for tree branches." HERPA DERP. I have never been more disappointed in any species than I am in you now, sloths. Mother Nature is facepalming so hard right now. This is your wake up call; evolve into something cool plz."}