{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"doates (doates)'s status on Thursday, 15-Mar-12 23:27:50 UTC","author_name":"doates (doates)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/doates","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1085286","html":"Here is whats going to happen if I get captured by Molestia. I would grab the nearest table and throught out the window and jump out. If there is no window, then I would break down the door and run like Usain Bolt."}