{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Commodore (commodore)'s status on Friday, 16-Mar-12 02:11:28 UTC","author_name":"Commodore (commodore)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/commodore","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1086085","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1805\" class=\"url\" title=\"Schr&#xF6;dinger's Cat\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derps<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well, there's this whole buisness about a portal and a particle accelerator and a Higgs-boson particle, then you have to use gypsie magic and modified cupcake recipie and for some reason a cinnamon stick to channel moon heat and start the fire."}