{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"philosodash's status on Thursday, 19-May-11 22:22:53 UTC","author_name":"philosodash","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/philosodash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/109477","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus Caballus\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> You know what I think when I hear Procrastubator? Someone who thinks about jacking off, but puts it off 'til later."}