{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Sam Gottreich (acceleratinguniverse)'s status on Thursday, 19-May-11 22:27:42 UTC","author_name":"Sam Gottreich (acceleratinguniverse)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/acceleratinguniverse","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/109511","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1338\" class=\"url\" title=\"Austin Prower\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ickus<\/span><\/a><\/span> A procasturbator is someone who bananases to get away from doing something productive."}