{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Omni (omni)'s status on Monday, 19-Mar-12 19:00:39 UTC","author_name":"Omni (omni)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/omni","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1097868","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/8277\" class=\"url\" title=\"Daniel Oates\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">doates<\/span><\/a><\/span> I would cry and try to find my owner and kill myself if I wouldn't succeed =\/"}