{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"fuckr u (fuckr)'s status on Friday, 20-May-11 03:08:43 UTC","author_name":"fuckr u (fuckr)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/fuckr","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/110181","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1338\" class=\"url\" title=\"Austin Prower\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ickus<\/span><\/a><\/span> I've had one girlfriend, and once We broke off she was an emotional and psychological wreck. And I'm living large. What I realized about relationships is this: they suck. Getting around ftw."}