{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 20-May-11 16:16:28 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/110970","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/250\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">starshine<\/span><\/a><\/span> I had two goldfish once!  Tom and Jerry.  Lovely ladies.  We didn't have a castle, though.  We had a pipe.  Sometimes they'd be like &quot;OH NO, A PIPE *sploosh*&quot;"}