{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ruby (ruby)'s status on Thursday, 22-Mar-12 06:30:00 UTC","author_name":"Ruby (ruby)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ruby","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1109836","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/148\" class=\"url\" title=\"Karkat Vantas\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">carcino<\/span><\/a><\/span> Tha- that's horible!! How could I do that to a friend?! Plus, only THEY could be that gruesome. Wa- wait a minute... Yo- you're not one of THEM right?!?!?"}