{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Thursday, 22-Mar-12 11:01:32 UTC","author_name":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ral","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1110268","html":"Dear Princess @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/183\" class=\"url\" title=\"Carlis Moore\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">Retl<\/span><\/a><\/span> estia, today I learned that coital actions with knives is highly unsafe and very dangerous. By knives, of course, I mean the knives that you would use to cut cake, not Knives Chau of the mildly popular &quot;Scott Pilgrim&quot; series. --Your faithful student, @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1502\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jonathan Burgess\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">Nvrrmbr<\/span><\/a><\/span>"}