{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"sb42 (sb42)'s status on Thursday, 22-Mar-12 12:06:10 UTC","author_name":"sb42 (sb42)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/sb42","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1110333","html":"Forgets headphones; has to listen to the horrid morning announcement music. Oh god, the pain... #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/firstworldproblems\" rel=\"tag\">FirstWorldProblems<\/a><\/span>"}