{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"delete_ (remove)'s status on Friday, 20-May-11 18:31:17 UTC","author_name":"delete_ (remove)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/remove","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/111231","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/250\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">starshine<\/span><\/a><\/span> CMC: &quot;Um... Ummm.... Target Lock, Acquired! Apple Bloom!?&quot; &quot;Scootaloo, is it ready? Where are you?&quot; &quot;Alright! Orbital friendship cannon engaged and ready to fire at any time!&quot; &quot;You've the right to stay quiet!. Anything you say or do c'n 'n will be used against you 'n the court of friend. And uh... You have a right to 'n attorney. If you can't afford an attorney, one will be b'friended for you. Understan? FIRE!&quot; *A gigantic rainbow pulse ripped through the daytime sky and plummeted towards the Rainbowdash Network and within the blink of an eye, all of @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/250\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">starshine<\/span><\/a><\/span> 's account had been befriended.* !<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/group\/74\/id\" class=\"url\" title=\"Are You Crazy!? (oatmeal)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">oatmeal<\/span><\/a><\/span>"}