{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Friday, 23-Mar-12 04:07:39 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1113767","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Triumphant Daydream\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> Lies! I always double-toast my toast, to make sure it's evenly done on both sides! Therefore, half the time, I put toast in my toaster."}