{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Thecloakednightmare@gmail.com (mysty)'s status on Sunday, 25-Mar-12 20:01:03 UTC","author_name":"Thecloakednightmare@gmail.com (mysty)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/mysty","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1119914","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/8150\" class=\"url\" title=\"Elijah B.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">powerupbrony<\/span><\/a><\/span> I currently look like an idiot. I didn't shave today (I guess today was my do-nothing day), so I went to shave. I sneezed while shaving part of my mustache, putting a gash in my cheek. Then I dropped the razor in pain and surprise, causing it to break. Now I have a bleeding gash in my cheek and half a mustache! Man. I hope I can find another razor soon!"}