{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Mar-12 01:07:20 UTC","author_name":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/redenchilada","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1123948","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9434\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">policeman<\/span><\/a><\/span> There are five steps to getting along with colfax: (1) Anything he says to you is sarcasm (2) Anything he says to others is a warning to you (3) Time spent arguing with him is better spent arguing with a brick wall (4) Throw everything he does back at him; he can take it (5) I still wub you colfax don't remove my mod status ;_;"}