{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"... (tenebarius)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Mar-12 05:44:38 UTC","author_name":"... (tenebarius)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tenebarius","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1124706","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4320\" class=\"url\" title=\"Nerthos Nyaa\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">nerthos<\/span><\/a><\/span> Lol, that sounds....weird! Why was he trying to kill you? Anyways... I cut my tongue in half from the tip down to about halfway down my tongue. Like a snake. Anyways, I was young, and I tripped over some stone stairs and fell hard on them. My &quot;Vampires teeth&quot; lol slammed into my tongue and ripped  it apart ^-^"}