{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Toksyuryel (toksyuryel)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Mar-12 13:40:29 UTC","author_name":"Toksyuryel (toksyuryel)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/toksyuryel","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1125651","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/8277\" class=\"url\" title=\"Daniel Oates\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">doates<\/span><\/a><\/span> People always told me it gets better in college. It doesn't. It's just high school all over again, only worse because now they can legally drink so they don't have to put any effort into hiding it."}