{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Crash (lightningcrash)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Mar-12 11:41:40 UTC","author_name":"Crash (lightningcrash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lightningcrash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1129965","html":"A man runs into a bar and yells out "There's a Great Dane. A Great Dane out here. Who owns it?" A second man steps up. "That's my dog. What seems to be the problem?" "My dog just killed it." "You gotta be kidding me! I raised that Dane since he was a pup to be a killer. And your dog killed it? What kind of a dog do you have?" And he said "A chihuahua" "You're shi- You're kidding me. How can a chihuahua kill a great dane?" And the first man said "It got stuck in its throat""}