{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Mar-12 20:35:00 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1131697","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9722\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sydney Moore\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">sydnizzle112<\/span><\/a><\/span> Dear sweet Celestia, that's terrifying."}