{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Saturday, 21-May-11 13:24:46 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/113197","html":"A man walks into a doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's ... um ... well ... I have five murdockes," replies the man. "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove.""}