{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"trilby's status on Saturday, 21-May-11 13:41:56 UTC","author_name":"trilby","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/trilby","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/113244","html":"Guy walks into a bar and a bowl on the counter says, "Hey handsome!" The guy asks the bartender who that was. Bartender replies, "Oh, those are the nuts. They're complimentary.""}