{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Diana Solano (rabbitsandponiesareawesome)'s status on Saturday, 21-May-11 13:43:33 UTC","author_name":"Diana Solano (rabbitsandponiesareawesome)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rabbitsandponiesareawesome","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/113248","html":"So this man walks into a ladies' bar, holding a gun. The security says, "No manning allowed.""}