{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Thursday, 29-Mar-12 04:24:40 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1133183","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/148\" class=\"url\" title=\"Karkat Vantas\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">carcino<\/span><\/a><\/span> Ooh. Tough one. Um... Well, there's either destroying Lois Lane and letting the guilt do it, destroying that ginger kid and letting the guilt do it, or kryptonite. Or, I guess, if we could deprive him of the rays of the Earth's yellow sun, then we could just shoot him. Got a basement handy?"}