{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Crash (lightningcrash)'s status on Thursday, 29-Mar-12 11:15:05 UTC","author_name":"Crash (lightningcrash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lightningcrash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1133918","html":"Wanna know how to make a chihuahua go 'Woof'? Pour gasoline on it. Throw it on a fire. WOOF."}