{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"howboutirustleyourjimmies (jimmyrustler)'s status on Friday, 30-Mar-12 04:57:07 UTC","author_name":"howboutirustleyourjimmies (jimmyrustler)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/jimmyrustler","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1137386","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2145\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sir E. Hooves III\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">greatandpowerfuleaglehooves<\/span><\/a><\/span> Obviously...the question im wondering is &quot;Why?&quot; (and dont you F*Squee* say &quot;Because ponies&quot; cause that excuse has been used way too many goddamn times)"}